If Will really wants to hurt Hannibal he shouldn’t turn a gun on him, he should fuck with his herb planters.
Just start wordlessly tipping them over
“I understand you’re upset Will, please”
“we can talk about this.”
“Just come here and don’t do anything-“
“NOT THE OPAL BASIL.”
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself
okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
you know what’s messed up?
when i was growing up i was always told by adults to yell ‘fire!” instead of “rape!” because;
"people will look if it’s a fire"
"because people might think you’re joking."
and that’s one reason why you shouldn’t joke about rape